Charlie Spradling
Nude

Jet-black hair and a high pair of stand-alone boobs have a way of entrancing even the most wayward male. But all hope of resistance is lost when you realize the inky-dark mane and rousing rack of tantalizing Texan Charlie Spradling are augmented by a pair of buttocks you could eat off of and a sly, sexy, bold prettiness of face that suggests a woman more than willing to deliver on her tease. Charlie got her start on the not quite erotic television shows Full House and Growing Pains, before growing into a long and successful scream queen career by starting off in the remake of The Blob (1988). Charlie first had us making blobs in our pants when she made her nude debut as Tina in Twice Dead (1988), before showing her giant jugs in an unfortunately dark scene in Meridian: Kiss of the Beast (1990). The erotic beauty really hit her sexual prime, however, in David Lynch‘s Wild at Heart (1990), where Nicolas Cage narrates his sticking his hand between her legs as she gets on all fours in a pair of tight, red pants, before turning over topless and declaring “take a bite of peach”, seven years before Cage would deliver the famed “eat a peach for hours” line in Face/Off (1997). Charlie stuck with Lynch when she played Swabbie, a worker at One Eyed Jack’s on Twin Peaks, then had us working our one eyed monsters in To Sleep With a Vampire (1992). In the bit of bloodsucking cinema, a young vamp falls under the sway of Charlie’s full moon and twin risers as she does a pelvic-perfect twist as a pole-dancing stripper. After a very brief bopper shot in the unfortunately named Johnny Skidmarks (1997), Charlie’s last nude scene was a disappointingly quick flash in A Midsummer Night’s Rave (2002), and despite rave reviews of her rack, she retired from acting the same year. Where does one go after fifteen years of yabo showing? Charlie headed to publishing, becoming a senior executive at Pasadena Magazine, while also creating the salad company Stacked Sally, LLC. We wish she’d put the salad career on hold, trade salad dressing for undressing and bring her stacked body back to the big screen.